Forward Slash at no_makeup… Follow us into 2011!

As this year comes to an end and 2011 approaches… We usually look forward to new beginnings and ways to reinvent the rules from the year before. I am sharing my recap of 2010. Some things you may not have known and others to reconsider. If you were on one hundred thousand trillion this year… Lets make it double for 2011! And for the obvious who need help and a real friend this ones is for you. #CWNM

NOT

HOT

   
SEXTING SEX
I don’t know about yall. But receiving some dudes peen via sms on my blackberry is not it. Especially if he is not my man. Use a condom every time. Be responsible.  Make sure you put on the best porn star performance. If you’re incapable of doing any of the above, you really shouldnt be doing it.
   
LOVE IN THE CLUB BLACK LOVE
Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s that one friend whose always on the prowl?  She’s only interested in what type of guys are there and who has bottles.
And then gets miserable if neither of the above go down. Note to that girl: You can’t sit with us!
I don’t care how long it takes. There is nothing more attractive than a young beautiful black couple. Coming together and being a powerhouse! President Barack and Michelle Obama. Lala and Melo. Jay and Bey. Nuff said.
   
CRUMBS CUPCAKES CUPCAKES BY MELISSA
I mean…! These tiny little cakes are everything!
   
FACEBOOK “LIKE” BUTTON FACEBOOK “FLAG” BUTTON
I mean…! For those who choose to post pictures from your water birth, blast your baby daddy about child support and the TMI sexcapades… There has to be someplace else for that.
   
UGG BOOTS COMBAT BOOTS
I don’t care if it’s the new PINK by Victoria Secret or the latest Juicy Couture. If your over 16 yrs old let it go. Leggings, dresses, mini skirts, jeans, shorts…! YES!
   
KIM K KHLOE K
I mean…! She’s just more interesting.
   
PAYING FOR LUGGAGE THE DESIGNER CARRY ON
Call me what you want. I’m just not paying for it. And 9 times out of 10 you’re not gonna wear the “just in case” outfit. Stop bringing everything but the kitchen sink! Pack light and save money! The Betsy Johnson sets are the best! Affordable and fashionable! Doesn’t get any better than that! I borrow Kai‘s all the time. Thanks beeeewww!
   
BLACK NUDE
I mean…!  Besides black lipstick you can’t go wrong. But really? All black everything? Still? Shoes, dresses, makeup, the beach perhaps, lingerie… Yes!
   
LIQUID HAND SOAP HAND SANITIZER
Side eye if you don’t use soap and water tho… Germaphobe’s UNITE!
   
FINANCIAL CRISIS ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS
   
THE TEN YEAR BOOTYCALL DATE NIGHT WITH THE BESTIE
This gets old, boring and makes zero sense.  I don’t care how you put it. Time is money. Invest it wisely. Single, married, mom or in a relationship… Either get pretty and go to your favorite spot or a simple GNI is always a treat.  Must spend time with your ladies!
   
TAYLOR SWIFT KANYE WEST
O_o ! …For president! And to all you folks with opinions about him. Please sit down.  You have no idea who and what you’re talking about.
   
GYM MEMBERSHIPS POLE DANCING LESSONS
   
VOICEMAILS THE NETWORK
Calling someone is totally inappropriate at this point. But to leave a voicemaiL will get you A)the side eye treatment and B) no call back. … Email, instant message, bbm, facebook, tweet, text…!  Who needs to have a real conversation anymore?
   
MOM AND POP CORPORATION
CWNM is about breaking the cycle. So that will include the baby momma/ baby daddy trend. Not that I’m bashing the single parents. But i feel this is something that isn’t taken seriously.  Please refer to  Danni‘s post  Lost Girls. Since when is getting the newest Bugaboo more important that you’re childs education? Things to discuss before you bust! Before having someone’s child i believe there are certain things to be explored during the relationship. Like committing before GOD. Call me crazy but It’s a partnership so the deal should be carefully examined. Things like traveling together,  co-parent a plant, fish or dog first, build a foundation separately and get yourselves established… Why on earth would I have anyones baby if we havent done none of the above?
 
BAD GIRLS CLUB JERSEY SHORE
Eff all that! CWNM needs a show! Pure comedy! And they don’t get sent home for fighting. …One up! (however we at CWNM do not encourage violence.)
   
MINX PUM PUM NANI NAILS
It’s just no longer impressive… Bring it with the 3D nail art!
 
WIZARDS HOT VAMPIRES
Sorry Toya. Twilight Saga forever!
   
WIVES WITH BALLS SMART TV
The athlete and his girlfriend is nothing new or even interesting… Zzzzzzzz. Been there. Done that. NEXT! I know I mentioned Jersey Shore. Unfortunately. However shows like “Glee” and “Mad Men” are in fact genius.
MJ THE WEIRDO MJ THE HERO
Before Michael Jackson’s passing the entire USA classified him as an unacceptable human being. The American Media bullied him to death and no one wants to acknowledge that. Now that Michael Jackson is dead the world suddenly appreciates him, all his music and what he believed in.
PATRON SHOTS LMFAO FET LIL JON
Coco Loso appears to be the “it” drink at the moment.  
SWINE FLU SWINE PHEW
  Experts warn that the flu is notoriously unpredictable, but several recent analyses, indicate that the death toll is likely to be far lower than the number of fatalities caused in the past..
   
SMH WTF
   
GUYS WITH BRAIDS WOMEN WITH SHORT HAIR
If over 21 years old it should be considered a crime.  
   
TERRIBLE MAKE UP NATURAL BEAUTY
Unless you spend the 3 digit number on your lash extensions i would think twice before getting them. Botox is not it. Less is more.
 
BIG BUTTS BUSINESS WOMEN
This should never be someones main focus. Try bringing the attention up. Lets make it about Big Brains and Big Moves for 2011!
   
BAD GUYS GOOD GUYS
You are not attractive in the least bit if you’re a liar, player, abusive, have multiple children…  Be honest and step it up. Match my effort. We appreciate you.
   
MONSTERS VS ALIENS MEGAMIND
   
CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT INTIMATE GATHERINGS
Jo‘s post Five Bullets in the Corpse of My Clubbing Days will break it down for those who don’t understand.  
   
TIGER WOODS COLLEGE FOOTBALL
  I may be a little biased. But all the shenanigans going on in the Pro’s are beginning to be a bit sad. From women blasting NFL players naked pics, shooting themselves in the leg and embarrassing tv shows… This is not the NFL i grew to love!
   
 
CONFORMING SETTING TRENDS
Wanting to look like your favorite celebrity or swagger jacking your homegirl is not a form of flattery…. It’s ok to be inspired but dont take my whole idea! Find your signature style and own it!
   
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3 Responses to Forward Slash at no_makeup… Follow us into 2011!

  1. joannagenius says:

    #YES YES YES!

    So many co-signs! So little time!

    uh, we def need our own show…

    Kim K played herself when she diced herself up.. smh!

    Lets make with the Corporation!!!

  2. lovelyshenelle says:

    great post belle and i agree with most! Somethings are purely for my joy and no one else s! So with that said shouts out to my teddy bear for surprising me with hot pink Ugg boots last week! I LOVE THEM ! (as much as i travel there perfect !there’s a time and a place for everything)

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