This is a letter to the tough talkers out here…
ear (Insert Man’s Name here)
Are you an expert at talking about your ‘fwap game’? Do you like telling me what you’d like to do to me, what your favorite things to do are, favorite positions, how much of a ‘freak’ you are – on a one-sided, excessive level? Have you detailed exploits that i never asked for? TMI on the first date? Show off your multiple tongue rings? Post and show pics of your oiled and bare torso ready for action?
If your BBM, GChat, FB, Ping, and Twitter are littered with graphic sexual exploits, overly freaky innuendo and all the positions you’re ready to put someone in tonight…
Youre being thoroughly ignored, Im unamused and completely unintrigued.
My immediate kneejerk reaction to men that do this? I shouldnt even say but.. i think anyone who engages in any of the behavior listed above is wack in the bedroom.
*Drops mic and walks off stage*
And I do mean thoroughly weak. Not OK, Not something to do to pass the time on a tuesday night… You’re probably somewhere on the basic side of garbage.
I also think your conversational skills are limited.
Something about a man attempting to fill my head with these amazing fantasies tells me the self professed stud is a sad little dud (sometimes literally =/) Only a tough sell would put so much effort into the sales pitch- its like a coach trying to psych his lose-tastic team into a win. The tough talk only works when the muscle is there to back it up. WHen the muscle is there, no talk necessary so that cancels that!
The truth is most women are Impulse Buyers or Piners. Buy now or buy MUCH LATER, but either way- no woman needs to be coaxed into the big buy-in if you catch my drift.
The biggest indicators that a man is worth his weight in jello when it comes down to it are: Interaction. chemistry. The same way there is a rhythm to a dance, theres a rhythm to the ebb and flow of the first conversations you have with a person. I’m starting to think conversational rhythm is directly related to horizontal rhythm- the ability to stick and move is the ability to stick and move regardless (is it not?)And they just don’t need to be too sexual in my opinion. No x-rated advertisements necessary. In short, I dont believe you, you need more people. Put on a shirt and stop force feeding your contacts unwanted sexual invitations.
In my experience the bad boys move in silence.
Am i wrong ladies?